Got $18,000 to blow on a hotel room, for one night?

Then head on over to Dubai's Burj Al Arab "Royal Suite."   For the bargain price of only 18k you get this pimping suite for one night.  Perks include your own private elevator, private cinema and "Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce, Mercedes-Benz or helicopter transfers available at a charge."   Jezz, you think they could have tossed in a lift in a Benz for that price.

You know the hotel, it's the one that looks like a big sailing ship, PHOTO.  It's also the one where Andre Agassi & Roger Federer played a tennis match up on the helipad, YOUTUBE CLIP.  

Check out their official site at:  www.jumeirah.com/suite.